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pants toucher

To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.
Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.
by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007
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Man Touch

When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:

Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.
by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009
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Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
by AceDegen July 27, 2010
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Nerd Toucher

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness
Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.
by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013
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tonsil touchdown

When you finally get to insert your penis into a female's mouth
"Man Alissa was too easy to give Himli a tonsil touchdown"
by MidEvilSpyke March 7, 2017
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ghost touch

another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.
Tom tends to ghost touch himself when he's alone.
by $T0N3R May 1, 2018
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Swedish touchdown

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown
by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018
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