webster's law of nut tappage

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage

buzz used "webster's law of nut tappage"as a excuse to knock the hell outta me.webster's law of nut tappage is always a good excuse for a tapping war

by origen September 18, 2006

topanga

when you are upset or screwed over. another word for jewish.

Rachel: did you buy the tickets lauren?
Lauren: ah topanga!! i forgot!

by lorach December 17, 2008

mercury topaz

A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".

Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"

by Albino Rhino August 26, 2006

tappas

Shortened slang for "appetizers", as on a restaurant's menu. I guess it's from New England, but, hell, I don't know.

What the !@#$ is "tappas"? It says "tappas" on the menu and lists cheesesticks, nachos, and chicken wings.

2 weeks later

OH! I bet it's some retarded slang for "appetizers."

by boohiss January 6, 2006

Topamax

To topamax is to be very moody, cranky, or indecisive.

It is technically the name of a mood stabilizing prescription drug.

She must be on the rag cuz she was topamaxing all day, nothing I could do would satisfy her.

...or...

That guy can't make up his mind, he's so topamax!

by unit45x September 26, 2009

Old Tappan

Definently, hands down, one of the worst towns in the Bergen County area. From gross fat chicks, to weak little bitch boys who can't fight for shit. I am from the closter area one of the best fucking places in Bergen and believe me, if ot and closter fought, we would kick the fucking shit out of you cocksucking pussies.

Old Tappan =Fuckload of shit,cum guzzling ass pirates,and cock-juggling thundercunts.

by ballsy joe August 2, 2008

TOPA

TOPA

That old person ass
Used to describe the ass of someone over 40

"Yo gramps, does grams give you that topa?"

"My Geometry teacher has the best fucking topa."

by Matt E. Jay January 22, 2016