TOM

Time Of the Month-- girls use only!!
used if a girl is on her period; a way of disguising it.

Mary: whats wrong? you look sad.
Jane: Nothing really, tom's just really pissing me off..

by Lil-Smurf-x November 22, 2009

TOM

(Acronym) - Meaning "Tweaked Out Monk" (the only way to worship) - used when free-styling, flowing, dropping some lyrics, entertaining through visual stimulation. All the while producing some interesting and funny yet unusual results. Tweaked out Monks would bring you to the temple to worship and might intoxicate you with a psychedelic drug that will give you the sensation of seeing their god. (eg. "Drinking the Kool-Aid")

I swear when i got to the temple, a bunch of TOMs got me wasted on Soma. I swear I saw Krishna.

by Find the Good April 9, 2015

Tom Tom Club

A clique of losers and other assorted outcasts, like that emo kid Dan that sits two desks up from you in math and you always wanted to say hey Dan I forgot to shave this morning, can I borrow a razor but you don't have the balls. Or that Goth kid. You know the one. Nerds or any other form of dork are not considered Tom Tom Club members.

I use to hang out by the ampitheatre but this Tom Tom Club started hanging out there, so now I hang out by the quad.

by Titanium Alloy January 18, 2008

Tom

A man who is super fucking cool like shit..

“Maaaan Tom is so cooooool!”

by Female Faggot August 27, 2018

Damnit Tom-Tom

When your GPS sends you to a place that is nowhere near where you intended to go.

Where the hell are we? This is a cul-de-sac, not the Flying J! Damnit Tom-Tom!

by wesuck_eric October 28, 2010

Tom

Tom. The kinda guy who swears alot and is generally miserable.

Makes you try to feel bad about yourself just to make him feel better about his own inadequacies.
Tends to be ginger and fuck ugly. Despises Women.

Favorite words are cunty and bollox. Sometimes could be stringed together as a greeting.

<tom> Alright cunty-bollox?
<dave> No, I'm not, Sharon just left me.
<tom> Women, they're all snakes with tits.
<dave> Really?
<tom> Yep, it's why I'm still single.
<dave> Nothing to do with you being an miserable, ugly ginger fuck then?

by Craig_David June 25, 2012

Tom

Slutty man. Can be used to describe slutty women who don't behave like most "ladies" hence the word: Tomboy. Tomcats are horny men on the prowl. Derived from Thomas. May have some correlation with "Doubting Thomas" in the Bible.

Tammy Tomato is a tomboy that's always being chased by all the horny tomcats. You didn't think she was just friends with all those guys did you?

by DoubleTurdBurger May 7, 2015