how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.

so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"

by jason348 January 2, 2007

toad the wet sprocket

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's

I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets

by finbar36 February 6, 2010

Today Show

A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.

I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.

by izcool February 9, 2008

toadies

Probably the best band of all time. Not very well known but they have made a few the best songs EVER MADE which include: Tyler, Possum Kingdom, Away, I Come From the Water, and Dollskin. They also have made one of the best albums EVER made which is Rubberneck.

The Rubberneck album came out in 1995 in which the toadies went on tour with Bush. They started making another album in 1996 but it got delayed and eventually came out in 2001 but the band split apart starting with the bass player, Lisa Umberger who was an Ewok for the starwars movie.

The awesome lead singer was Todd Lewis; he started a new band not to long ago, with drummer Taz Bently, called Burden Brothers.

person1: "Have you ever heard of the Toadies."
person2: "No, I actually haven't"
person1: "Dude, you haven't lived yet even though you probably heard their songs on the radio all the time in the 90's"

by gelbbauch October 27, 2005

trady

1. A tradesman

2. Any one with an occupation such as a plumber or electrician, that has a ute with a tray dog or a white van with PVC tubes attached to the top.

The trady was doing well for himself with his plastering business, finally able to pay off the white trady van (complete with PVC tubes) and take his lovely wife Joyce and the kids out for tea at the pub.

by Kiplodogda June 3, 2006

You gonna learn today

Pronounced "Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!" (sometimes the "You" is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his 'Alright, alright, alright!' segment of "Laugh at My Pain".
Kevin Hart explains that his father 'legitamately' walks in during his spelling bee, being outrageously loud—along with the dog on drugs—and repeating the phrase "Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!".
The phrase is used—but not limited to—mainly in high school to joke about how one will know what sex is, a long dick is, etc. but can be used in other various cases (or forms).

#1:

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't believe it. Last night, with the hottest guy, was boooring! He had NOTHING!
Boy 1: Oh really? I can make tonight good for you?
Girl 1: You? Hah! How?
Boy 1: You gonna learn today…

#2

Coach: Alright, 100 push-ups! No breaks in between! If you fall flat before doing it, 4 laps around the track nonstop running!
Kid 1: *whispering to teamates* We gonna work today…

by DarkMario1000 on Youtube January 8, 2012

Hit the frog and toad

Saying goodbye to someone.

Yeah I better hit the frog and toad.

by 13cabs April 8, 2011