drain the oil

Slang term for urinating.

I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.

by TimmyVD April 24, 2007

oiled oven

Just like a dutch oven, but you need to lying naked waiting for you significant other, and you shart under the covers. When they get in to the shit filled bed you cover their head with the covers and shout Oiled Oven.

My ass was covered with shit when she got into bed, but when I covered her head with the covers and made her smell the the oiled oven it was all worth it.

by MSUKING24 April 03, 2017

Palm oil

A shitty oil that destroys the rainforest and kills orangutangs. It is used in things like Oreo's.

SHIT!!!

Alex: "Look, there is palm oil in this crab!"
Me: "Shiid bro, yeet it away!!!"

by Faze_CDK April 24, 2019

oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 05, 2009

Monkey oil

Basically E&J brandy.
The most cheapest brandy known to mankind.
Something a guy will buy when he hooks up with a girl with no standards.

Hey my guy, make sure you bring some liquor to the party later, and don’t bring that monkey oil.

by The Liquor Connoisseur June 27, 2021

Oil Rig

The act of being upside down and sqiurting diarrhea in the air.

I had diarrhea the other day, so I tried to make an oil rig.

by alex G May 20, 2013

checking the oil

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.

Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!

by Ashley Mark April 30, 2008