cougar monkey

somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot

-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"

by steven Darity February 1, 2008

Cougar Crush

The heart fluttering sensation experienced by women of a certain age upon seeing a man of much younger years, usually sporting six-pack abs, boyish innocence, and a clear willingness to learn. Side effects include: unclean thoughts, raised hemlines, and a deep desire to take on the role of tutor.

When Madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word "juicy" across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.

by Honor Student by Accident October 15, 2009

cougar daddy

Pimp, particularly of older women.

What doesn't go to my cougar daddy, goes to grandson's college fund.

by smelul8r December 16, 2008

Cougar Trap

Referencing a place where hot mom's shop for clothing, food, etc. For example. . . Costco is a great place to entrap a cougar. She's there to shop for the family, but damn there a a bunch of hot moms there.

Costco, Fred Meyer, and Safeway are all places where you could hit on hot moms. A good place to setup a cougar trap.

by The 503 Navigatior August 1, 2007

cougar meat

These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.

Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?

Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!

by Atlanta Bob September 18, 2009

cougar and cub

Hot mother daughter combination at the club.

From across the bar I spotted an aggressive old hottie, daughter by her side. That night my roomate and I tag teamed that cougar and cub.

by snatching kisses & vice versa March 26, 2009

cougar puck

A girl who goes after younger men who play hockey.

Codie is such a cougar puck.

by partyrocking October 30, 2011