David Cook

David Cook is the winner of american idol season 7, is very sexy, talented and amazing. He's very lovable, and a huge word nerd.

David Cook....:)

by DavidCookDefiner August 21, 2008

dane cook

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

by mrintelectual October 18, 2008

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!

Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious

by BonBonsy July 15, 2009

cook up

A jailhouse term used by inmates to define a shared-feast, in which each inmate involved contributes at least one food item (like chips, ramen noodles, etc), which is then mixed together and enjoyed by all the participating inmates.

What's up, you got that noodle for the cook up tonight?

by lonster85 December 20, 2010

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

what cooks

what's happening

Let me know what cooks

by ishmael1013 March 13, 2015

jaelyn cook

jaelyn is a girl that finn wolfhard is in love with... finn and jaelyn have only been together for a couple months and you can already tell that they are gonna last long.

omg... i just want someone to look at me like finn looks at jaelyn cook😩

by lolokdidntask June 5, 2021