e-tired 

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

e-tired by Ben Nook December 9, 2008

E-tired 

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

E-tired by Ben Nook October 28, 2007

iguana tired 

Experiencing the effects of marijuana due to sleep deprivation.

Yo dude Johnny is so iguana tired he's seeing hamburger paintings on the tv!

iguana tired by Mr. Violent William June 9, 2014

dumbass tired 

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

dumbass tired by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

trump tired 

Being so emotionally and mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the social media coverage about Trump that you can't think straight.

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

trump tired by Dr. Brizzy February 1, 2017

Fat Tired 

When you eat such a large quantity of food that you dont want to do anything that takes effort

After I came home from the buffet I was fat Tired

Fat Tired by Overthinkingit September 20, 2017

High-tired 

The act of being so tired you act high.

When you are a band kid, and you have a football gamer till 11:30pm and competition tomorrow at 3:00am.

Conversation: What’s wrong with Kyle?

Idk, man he could be high-tired.

(Kyle is dancing with no music playing)

High-tired by Jerone-with-two-rones September 15, 2018