Tirednormie

:^)
A normie who is tired.

They may just be a tirednormie, but dreams alone can give birth to great evil

by pleaseenjoyF8 February 1, 2022

Tilda

Tilda is the most wonderful person. The kind who you cant help but fall a little bit in love with. The kind who will call you in the middle of the night and give you the best conversation you ever had, or skip class to help you breathe through panic attacks because they know how it feels.

They are funny and witty and so amazingly, unapolagetically themselves. To watch the changes in their face as they think and feel and laugh and smile, is a privilige I would not give up for anything.
How they chose you as their friend is a mystery and a blessing.

Tilda loves old rock, ska and angsty music, but somehow knows all the popular songs from your childhood too. They surprise you each and every day, and might not be there all the time, but the hope that youll see them is enough to get you to school in a hurry. They make the unbearable, bearable. They make you want to do anything to see them smile. Five minutes with them is equivalent a full day with someone else.

Tilda will live a long and happy life, or I swear I will bring heaven down to earth myself just so they could find peace.

I love you, Tilda. I always want to hear what you have to say. Forever and now

by i thought i was straight November 2, 2022

blackout tired

after pulling an all-nighter, not being able to remember anything that happens until noon the next day, losing all control of motor skills, drooling all over your notes in class...at least until noon, and being convinced that "Wolfpack, are organized" is a complete sentence

Guy: Look at these notes I took in my 8:30 class.
Anne: Wow...they're pretty...interesting. If I can directly quote from your notes: 'Wolfpack, are organized."
Guy: Don't hate. I was blackout tired.

by E. H. Little November 10, 2007

Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.

Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?

by Wolf89 March 17, 2008

wired-tired

That feeling when you're buzzed from too much caffeine but it's not helping; you're still tired as hell.

Dude, I'm so wired-tired, running on 2 hours of sleep and 3 Monsters is just making me a jittery sleepy person...

by KaeKae January 3, 2014

you tired

When someone or something has been used and is currently played out.

You tired.

by aratnottus August 30, 2016

bottle tied

To be so drunk you can't get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious.

He was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went Boomhauer on her. He's definitely "bottle tied" tonight. He's lucky if he doesn't get slapped down cause he won't shut up even though you can't understand most of what he says.

by Pianomanic November 23, 2016