A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety
Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
by Brandy boo June 19, 2021
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by MissionDoll November 11, 2004
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by datguytrigga May 26, 2010
Get the tightin up mug.Noun. The phrase "Tight Garbage" was first referred to by the YouTube Sensation Chazz. Tight Garbage would be the equivalent of the phrase "Sick Nasty", which reefers to items that exceed all expectation. Making Tight Garbage a place for only all things truly great and blissful.
What's tight garbage?
You know? Like the type of garbage you find on the ground and you're like WHOA! Tight Garbage! Let's hang out!
You know? Like the type of garbage you find on the ground and you're like WHOA! Tight Garbage! Let's hang out!
by Zaaron August 6, 2011
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Also used to describe something very favorable or pleasing. Synonymous with the phrase cool beans.
Also used to describe something very favorable or pleasing. Synonymous with the phrase cool beans.
by Jayshizl December 18, 2011
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Get the tight wod mug.When someone is comfortable showing off their booty because they are wearing tights. This occurs regularly in yoga class and for those women who wear short skirts.
OH WOW that is a short skirt, but it's ok because she was tighted and so there was no naked buttcheek.
by Stoolie February 4, 2014
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