Critical Thinking

The WORST and most POINTLESS subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college.

Teaches you how to be an argumentative, big-headed fool in life. (and possibly debates)

Teacher; "Now then, let's pop on with some Critical Thinking! Slippery slope, yayayay!"

Class; -groans in utter dismay and boredom-

"I made a Critical Thinking Joke the other day."

"You sad, sad, sad person."

by SillySomeone February 16, 2009

Thinking

So since I had time, I read… couple things came out of that… 1) I love you 2) glad you write the way you do 3) I haven’t been very supportive 😢🫣… as much as I would like to know 100%, I have to respect your reason why you are silent… for you to be silent this long, there has to be a reason .. I will work on that… I will probably slip up on occasion, but I will try to make it occasionally versus always❤️

Thinking, however, if once you no longer have to be silent and need assistance getting me in your arms, I will surely accommodate ❤️❤️ Love you always

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 15, 2022

Critical thinking

The ability to to determine the man who wants to kill you, and that man that will kill you, based on the actions he takes, and the size of his magnum.

by Bob Thomas August 21, 2003

W THINKING

When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with another person. Often referred to as Slam Dunk or "Tenant Thinking" former CIA Director.

Friend 1: Did you see the way that waitress reacts to me, she wants to bang me!

Friend 2: Dude, she brought you a coke that is some W THINKING.

by EPS June 11, 2006

de-anti-thinkingsomeoneishotcuzshehasalotofstds-ification

the process of realizing a girl is not good looking because of the dirty men that have been inside of her vaginal canal before

Mitchell: dude that girl is hot...
Connor: dude she went out with that dirtball you need to use the de-anti-thinkingsomeoneishotcuzshehasalotofstds-ification process

by AIDShaterrrr May 24, 2011

thrunging

death by felching

a. "what happened to gary?"
b. "oh yeah, kev thrunged him last night..."
a. "no shit!"

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

shrinking

Shrinking is when you're high, stoning and listening to music, usually reggea.

"dude I was shrinking last night, good weed man"
"this weed will make you shrink man"

by big munk al 420 April 12, 2014