The Truth Is Out There

As stated above, it is out there, and not here. Did you really expect to find the "truth" on Urban Dictionary? Scram already.

As I stare into the stars late at night, I can say with the utmost certainty that someone or something is staring back. The truth is out there my friends, and it will no longer elude you and I.

by TZG_Eleven June 28, 2011

no clue there

A comical way of implying that the way someone is at the moment is the way they are all the time.

"Hey, I think Joe's drunk."

"No clue there."

by Alex Stockwell January 17, 2008

There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.

In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.

by jayedee March 31, 2009

da popo ova there

Da popo ova there; meaning The police over there

Oh Shit da popo ova there we gotta run

by xxSaltyFoodxx January 24, 2018

There is no spoon

Quote from The Matrix, stating that the spoon Neo holds in his hand is not real, along with everything around him. Because of this, he learns how to manipulate it with his mind.

When people use it on the internet, they usually use it as a means of non-sense.

"There is no spoon..." ~ Neo

"OMG THERE IS NO SPEWN" ~ Thousands of dweebs on the internet

by 8-Bitty April 17, 2004

Get all up in there

A term that means to fuck a woman.

So you want to fuck her.
Yeah, I want a get all up in there.

by Judge dredd7 November 28, 2011