Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
Get the speed testmug. To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.
"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"
"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"
"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"
"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"
"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"
by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012
Get the test-fuckmug. by wordlover28 February 27, 2011
Get the test festmug. Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.
by RogueEngineer December 24, 2013
Get the unit testmug. Listening to Lil Wayne's bass-heavy song "A Millie", in order to test out the bass on new headphones or speakers.
by sjmiller1993 December 25, 2009
Get the A Millie Testmug. A fraternity hazing method in which a pledge's hands are rerstrained and a plasitc bag is placed over his head and sealed with a rubber band on his neck.
That skinny pledge was struggling so hard during his bag test I thought he was going to break an arm.
by Tic1991 December 1, 2011
Get the bag testmug. The Mulaney Test is the informal name of the "worse word" scenario outlined in John Mulaney's hit 2012 standup special "New in Town." Mulaney describes a situation in which he is writing for an awards show and uses the word "midget" in a script. Mulaney is confronted by network personnel and told that he "can't put the word midget on TV" because "'Midget' is as bad as the 'n-word" to which Mulaney retorts "First off: no. No, it's not! "Do you know how I know it's not," I said to him, "is because we’re saying the word 'midget,' and we’re not even saying what the 'n-word' is!"
Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.
Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.
Z: Man, the boss said some wild shit earlier.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.
by PineapplePizza117 July 4, 2022
Get the The Mulaney Testmug.