Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023

Wibble Wobble

Wibble Wobbling is the technique of jerking off with your feet

Friend 1: Hey bro ya wanna go wibble wobble

Friend 2: Always my boy

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Weeble Wobble

A word to define a woman with a big but it’s that simple

Man she got that weeble wobble, bro do you see what I see

by Ant Diesel January 31, 2020

Wobble Truffleton

a retarded ass person who walks like a disabled duckling and talk shit about others and boast about how popular and valuable they are to others

That wobble truffleton owns two mansions and five bitches but has a brain as fucked up as Spongebob

by fatface22 August 22, 2017

jolly wobble

Blowjob

"Going down the massage parlour for a jolly wobble"

by ZigsJW January 13, 2024

Wobble Your Wingas

Wobbling your Wingas means walking up to a man, particularly a fat one, and aggressively shaking his breasts.

"If you don't back the fuck off I'm going to wobble your wingas."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

Wobble hole

A wobbling loudly spoken human

An uncontrolled yelling person

"shut ur Wobble Hole" to ask one to stop yelling

by Doorzy July 7, 2024