Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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vacuum startchulator

A commonly used auto parts tool used to fix issues ranging from common to uncommon. When no other tool will get the job done this one will.
Jim’s friend states that if he used his vacuum startchulator to maintain his starter he would need to go to the auto parts store.
by FP5 December 28, 2023
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Nut Vacuum

A person who slurps nut up like a vacuum. Efficiently.
Bro Kam gobbled that nut up like the Nut Vacuum she is.
by mintyorangefella3839 February 26, 2022
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vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck
1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 05, 2013
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Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs
Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.
by Wannabe firefighter November 24, 2021
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Italian Vacuum

When you cum in a girls ass and suck it out
I wanted to do a Italian Vacuum to Stacy so bad
by 420pizzarolleater69 November 06, 2016
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pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
thera is a total pole vacuum.
by use pi, bitch! September 07, 2008
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