Waterproof Towel

Used to state how useless something is.

Very cleverly used in sarcastic sentences.

Joey: Dude, I got more soap!
Ben: It looks pretty filthy...
Joey: So...?
Ben: So its about as useful as a waterproof towel

by JoeyMo December 9, 2008

Graveyard Towel

the quicker-picker-upper for after sex cleanup
also known as a After Sex Towel, Jizz Rag, and a sex blanket

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by Johnny_Rebelion March 31, 2011

green towel

used to clean up tooth paste and sprite. A very nice accessory to have hanging off your bed

Nathan has a green towel

by Corey Washington December 14, 2006

Towel Fart

Wrapping yourself in another person's towel (preferably nude, as if you'd just taken a shower) and farting into it.

Last night when you were all watching TV, I sneaked into your bathroom and laid a towel fart into your shower towel.

by stan stanley October 29, 2011

wang towel

1) a towel you wipe your wang on after having a wank

2) a friend/slut/hooker/whore who you take everywhere

Pass me my wang towel, I need to clean my wang

You know you'll always be my wang towel...

by sluthookerwhore March 6, 2004

pot towel

pot towel... A term used commonly in northern England meaning dishcloth.

"pass me that pot towel and i'll dry these pots".

by DIZZYskin January 3, 2008

brown toweled

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.

oh god ive ben brown toweled.

by crab152003 March 21, 2008