juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.

Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.

by MichaeltranUSA December 01, 2017

man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 November 22, 2007

Rob the Moose

When someone really needs to take a shit. The kind of shit that can't wait.

Will: I wish I could talk more Scotty, but I really gotta Rob the Moose!

by wreidk9 December 08, 2016

Moose dong

A home run hit by Kansas City Royals' third baseman Mike "Moooose" Moustakes

That moose dong went deep!

by ScottyByNature August 17, 2016

Silly Moose

A modern insult derived from the commonly used Silly Goose.
When someone does something particulary strange yet funny you call them this.

Little Timmy is dancing around with a diaper on his head.

Suzie: Oh Timmy, you are SUCH a silly moose!

by SilverSky August 06, 2008

Roaring Moose

The act of, while having sexual intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position, grasping a nice firm hold of the said womans pig tails, and slipping out of her vagina and penetrating her anus. She will "roar" and attempt to escape your man-meat, but the trick is to maintain control.

NB: Can be done with two men however this is seldom seen.

Man, that chick thought she had seen it all, until I gave her a roaring moose last night

by pujbakarakacasidisinayake April 27, 2010

Moose Mobile

The moose mobile is a moving cellular tower exclusive to the cold frigid regions of Canada. When the moose mobile goes by you may place a call or email, every Canadian depends on the moose mobile to have contact with the outside world.

Dude you like totally see that hockey game last night eh? Nah man the moose mobile was not close enough eh.

by acanadian112233 April 24, 2010