When a female is giving you head remove your penis and act like you are about to give her a facial. Instead of giving her the facial continue to masturbate on her face while removing your dip then slingging it across her face saying, "Gotcha Bitch!"
"Yeah, I gave that girl a hillbilly mask!" (normally followed by a round of intense round of high-fives)
by AlabamaHotPocket69 October 8, 2007
Get the Hillbilly Maskmug. The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.
by Pat Bateman April 26, 2005
Get the Sewer Maskmug. When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes
guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar
girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?
guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...
girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?
guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...
by sonofluger2 February 20, 2010
Get the Fart Maskmug. something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
Get the mask mufflemug. When a woman has the most amazing body you have to have sex with her, but her face is so disgusting you have to put a yoshimitsu mask on her before sex.
Jimmy: dude I really wanna bang Lizz, her body is amazing, but her face is so gross
Dylan: you should just Y-mask her
Dylan: you should just Y-mask her
by Jman54 January 8, 2010
Get the Y-maskmug. A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.
You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!
by DrewToYou April 28, 2022
Get the Penis Maskmug. When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!
Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019
Get the Ass Maskmug.