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Council Of Balds

An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.

The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.

The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.

Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.

They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”

COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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Fly Council

The fly council is a secret organisation that commits acts of terrorism on Frank
Did you hear the fly council are getting sued by the wasp lawyer firm!?
by OogaBoogaHahaha June 9, 2022
mugGet the Fly Councilmug.

council of dudes

The group of friends (usually all male) a man goes to for advice.
by KayRaven June 12, 2020
mugGet the council of dudesmug.

Council Bluffs-y

Pejorative term for anyone bearing physical or behavioral attributes stereotypical of the town or residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa.
I went to a barbecue last week and Shannon’s mom was wearing a council Bluffs-y, midriff top that had a graphic of a sea turtle blowing a kiss.
by Young Granny January 31, 2021
mugGet the Council Bluffs-ymug.

Council

The Council, sent by Titan Peter Penis. Created to rule. Born to give and take. At their discretion lies the fate of the world. They have come to make our kind shine. Praise be to the Council. Praised are you, our rulers and keepers for eternity!
by PeterGozzymo November 21, 2021
mugGet the Councilmug.

Crown Council

A deviant society of adolescent pick pockets. Pardon me Hot dogging and Nut Noodling Aka Breach of trust or Wikileak
They were trying to Crown Council my Nuts 3rd and 5th
by Spoonman1969 November 3, 2024
mugGet the Crown Councilmug.

Council of Cucks

A gathering of two or more cucks
The council of cucks is officially in session” is usually said when a group of cucks are together
by cisumct January 19, 2025
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