Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)
My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.
by Poison53 January 25, 2018
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anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole
"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"
by anusweavenumber1 September 01, 2015
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anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.
Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.
by Aprince1984 December 06, 2016
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Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
by InternetSlangPhD January 03, 2021
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Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.
Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.
by CodeAlias July 24, 2014
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Gayness in the Anus

Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it

Definition 2: When gay people do it
by Tarley April 25, 2007
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Anus blasted

A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.
"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."
by SwaggleBagger March 15, 2015
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