one ton club

Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply

Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!

Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds

Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent

by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015

Metric fuck ton

A massive amount of something

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.

by badass mo fo May 20, 2017

Shouche ton bouche

Phrase commonly used franglais speakers of eastern mass when telling a classmate to shut up. "Shouche ton bouche" translates to "shush your mouth" except mouth translates to "bouche" and so rhymes with "shouche".

Miranda: Shouche ton bouche DJ!
DJ: Daccord (okay)

by JackSucksAtWords April 12, 2020

The won-ton soup

The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.

When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.

by Ling bi Ho ching January 1, 2012

shit ass ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

by Pills_Bury September 18, 2008

Texas Shit Ton

The only American metric unit.

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016

tons of fun

Mike Klymasz's pet name from his boyfriend

Gimme a little loving tons of fun.
From your loving boyfriend, Frank Gandolf

by Waldo June 21, 2003