Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous
Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
by Jako Kot July 26, 2010
To forget to check if the mute button actually mutes the speaker. Then proceed to say 'BOOM' while thinking the microphone is muted, when in-fact, its not during a business call.
by Ljimn January 25, 2018
A comment usually left by someone indicating "bullshit" to a story deemed likely made up. Is usually a reply to an online message board like Reddit, or on Youtube comments.
Jussie Smollett: "I was attacked by a lynch mob!"
Suspicious person #3,655,023: "What's that smell?"
Suspicious person's friend: "Oh you think he's bullshitting?"
Suspicious person #3,655,023: "What's that smell?"
Suspicious person's friend: "Oh you think he's bullshitting?"
by MD B123 May 28, 2020
by SuperBro October 19, 2013
Alot of people really wonder what ethan smells like, well the truth is.... beef. and he might aswell even be beef! its not the vine meme, "i smell like beef" but him instead cause he never showers, smells like beef/rotten beef, gross disgusting human being. hes my brother lol.
by kinemiko March 10, 2021
Somebody was already shitting there when I was peeing in the toilet and I got into the smell zone. Fuck! I wanna go home and change my clothes now.
by vladim_i_rich June 20, 2016
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 24, 2019