a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.
I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us
by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020
by the wallhoe March 27, 2022
A British vocalist who was inaccurately made fun of in an episode of South Park. They were all wrong on it, it didn't even sound like him, and it barely looked like him.
by The Great Houdini December 11, 2004
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by miggimoo November 26, 2010
Smoking a bowl of some good dro, except instead of using a finger to hold the carb you hold a joint.
by Doc Martin November 10, 2007
Some redneck slut from America who thinks he can solve marriages and shit but really he just loves the Arizona Asshole! Makes a great prank call soundboard though:)
Doctor Phil howz it going?
Your blue eyed and bushy tailed!
CATHY, I wanted you to start living as a gay women!
Your blue eyed and bushy tailed!
CATHY, I wanted you to start living as a gay women!
by sammy April 28, 2003