Media Strumpet

Someone who always knows where the TV cameras or other media devices are at all times and always makes sure they are noticed by them. Examples would be celebrities, politicians or sports figures. that have nothing of importance to say, but always make sure they wind up on-camera as often as they can. An individual of former importance that panders to the camera or other media devices to make sure they are seen despite their irrelevance today. Synonym: Attention Strumpet

The term strumpet originally meant a female prostitute, or a lady of "questionable" character. Media or Attention Strumpet includes members of both sexes who crave media attention

"The former vice-presidential candidate continues to inanely talk about things (s)he knows nothing of. (S)he is nothing but an attention strumpet."

" That football player is a giant media strumpet. He knows where the cameras are at all times and makes sure he is noticed by them. "

by Jerold in Citrus Park February 6, 2020

media pawn

Someone who is being manipulated by the media or the news that spews out lies and misinformation.

Hannah was a media pawn for a while until she woke up!

by Type2GenomeManiac March 13, 2019

CKTV Media

A student-driven program at Chiefess Kamakahelei Middle School in Lihue on the island of Kauai. Taught by Mr M, the class is known for creating videos and stories to compete in numerous competitions including STN. The students are either fucking emo, goth, a weeb, a bitch, or one of those nerds who actually joined the class for work. Majority joined to travel. If you’re in CKTV Media and reading this, get off of Tik Tok and do one of your many missing assignments.

Student 1: “So, what have you been up to?”
Student 2: “Just doing my work for CKTV Media”
Student 1: “Oh, so, you’re one of those assholes”

by GaryDaSnail808 April 24, 2021

Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.

Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.

by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013

media cold

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."

by bigMc May 7, 2005

media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

by klar October 17, 2008

Media Whore

Also see: Paris Hilton.

Since she is filthy rich by birth, Paris Hilton seeks international overexposure to prove her self-worth.

by Erica, @1979 November 28, 2004