by Wenchslikemr June 21, 2016
Get the flush nutmug. n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".
n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"
Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"
Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018
Get the Max Flushmug. Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.
Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush
by UniversalHermit July 21, 2015
Get the the royale flushmug. the flush used to cover the sound of something you don't want heard outside of the bathroom like, but not limited to terd bombs or masturbation and can also be done by turning on the sink or shower.
ex. dude randy has flushed like 20 times since he's been in there.
booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.
ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.
booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.
ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.
by teezybeezy'sbro November 1, 2010
Get the Shadow flushmug. When a woman's menstrual cycle cleanses her vagina for the next sexual partner.
It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.
It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.
by D Seuss June 23, 2023
Get the Blood Flushmug. The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.
Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
by confused23 February 22, 2010
Get the phantom flushmug. Verb
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
Get the Preemptive Flushmug.