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Fap glove

A glove, usually made of latex, used to masturbate and cum into. Used with lube provides the a very good experience and keeps the cum contained.
John always buys the 100 glove pack at Walmart. He use them as fap gloves
by STM-1024 September 27, 2015
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fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time
Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad
by Sir. Fappington January 21, 2016
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Fap Map

A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.
Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.
by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021
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4am fap

when you're masturbating at 4am and it's just like
"ugh"
"last night i did the ol' 4am fap"

"sorry bro"
by leadpainter August 25, 2014
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Fap Rotation

The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.
I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.
by Seiban June 20, 2017
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Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.
Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.
by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011
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Fap Rash

The rash you get on the tip of your penis from over fapping without lubricant. The skin becomes ultra sensitive in a bad way.
I cant walk to the store because every step I take causes my pants to rub on my fap rash and it hurts.
by seamoanz September 28, 2009
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