Sexual Assault/Battery

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Assassin Battery

Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.
Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.
by BorthersXV March 12, 2022
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Droppin Batteries

When you're holding Batteries and you drop them.
It is frowned upon in most cultures.
Girl 1: Holy shit! Dante is droppin Batteries!!
Girl 2: Fuck! That is so frowned upon.
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atomic battery

A battery that uses the decay of radioactive isotopes in relatively slow amounts that can last to centuries, this is commonly used for 24/7 operating machines that do not need power maintenance.
The voyager 1 uses an atomic battery so it can send back information to earth centuries after launch.
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 02, 2011
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Irish Battery

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy
by Fucku Biden September 10, 2021
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Dome Battery

When you're sharing screenshots with your friends on social media, and they notice that your phone's battery is in the red. Mostly attributed to certain people residing in a particular private group.
Person A: Check out this jackass arguing with me on my timeline.
Person B: Damn, homie, you got that dome battery!
by ThatDudeChris June 04, 2020
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