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Amazon!

When you throw a bottle of water that is partially full in the trash from a distance. like how people say "Kobe!" when they shoot for trash.
Jake threw a half full Gatorade bottle in the trash from across the room and yelled "Amazon!" Amazon is a company that works it's employees without appropriate bathroom breaks causing them to pee in water bottles.
by Leslie Nielsen October 17, 2021
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amazon special

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.
"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.
by Crish K July 14, 2016
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Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.
I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.
by Beth X October 10, 2018
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Lady Amazon

The Amazons were a Ancient Greek tribe of primarily women. In fact, any males they gave birth to where put with the recycling. A person referred to as a Lady Amazon is referred as a motherly person, protects people on her side, but you would run and hide if you where her foe.
My boss is a definet Lady Amazon. Not even the CEO could stand her down!
by The Mytho October 25, 2018
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Amazon Operator

(noun.): A highly trained keyboard warrior who spends more time gearing up on Amazon than actually training—rocking the latest tactical vest, night vision, and gas mask… all for a high-stakes mission to the mailbox. 🚀📦💀
Kyle is what you would call an Amazon Operator. He has the coolest and latest tacticool gear available on amazon prime shipping. He's ready to invade a small country by himself. He's ready for WW3 or stand up to a tyrannical government. Only issue is...he doesn't know how to use any of his gear besides how to wear it.
by CozmicTaco February 15, 2025
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amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.
Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.
by shitz96815 November 25, 2019
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amazoned

converted to automation.
Jobs in rural areas have started to be amazoned, so there are fewer jobs for people.
by smjgJsbjgsm May 17, 2019
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