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Paper Crown

Having fake or unusable power in an organization. Any orders are usually not followed and the leader is not respected by subordinates. The leader/manager may have power on paper but does not have the ability to influence others. Employees will often ignore their authority.

Refers to how a King that wears a gold crown has legitimate power under God. However instead the crown is fake and flimsy like paper. It can easily fall off or be destroyed.
John may have just gotten promoted but he's wearing a paper crown and it's about to get windy...
John only got promoted because he plays golf with the boss, I just ignore his emails.

The new boss just got hired from outside the company and is a complete moron. Ignore him and just keep doing things the way we were before.
by HiHelloIsTaken March 23, 2021
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laser paper

Slang phrase for LSD

Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
After eating two pieces of laser paper the walls started to move. After eating four pieces I shot lasers from my eyes and finger tips.

The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
by hitosha May 10, 2011
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kicker paper

a small paper about business card thickness that you roll put in the mouth piece end of spliffs/joints so that you can smoke down to the roach without burning your fingers
stoner 1: 'hey man twist that shit up'

stoner 2: 'man you got any kicker paper?'

stoner 1: 'yeah man here's my old mans business card'

stoner 2: 'allllrigggght now we can put a mouth piece on diss spleeeeiiff and blaze it all up'
by c.h.man December 31, 2009
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owsleys papers

lsd produced by Augustus Owsley Stanley III in the 60's
we got a sheet of owsleys papers and dropped a few hits.
by snowww June 26, 2007
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Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form
"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."
by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009
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Paper broke

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke
All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment
by Dankdankdoctor420 April 19, 2018
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paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.
i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.
by Lou May 19, 2003
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