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Mass Text

If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.
Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*
by NK4 September 2, 2013
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text bunny

A cute bunny made out of text that is someday going to rule the world

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Text bunny =                    (\__/)
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by Mat Tiz January 7, 2007
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Texting Illusion

A reference to when somebody pulls out their cell phone in front of their friends and acts like he or she is texting to give the illusion that he or she is cool, popular, and important.
"Everyone thinks Jenny is so cool and popular because she is texting all the time. But its really just a texting illusion. She never texts anybody."
by Haywood Giblomi February 16, 2009
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text relationship

A relationship solely based on constant conversations that occur via text message, while in person the couple tends to be extremely awkward.
Nick: Dude, those two have been dating for like five months now.

Matt: Hardly. They are in a text relationship, I don't think they have even kissed.
by itsauggieking October 28, 2010
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text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli January 10, 2008
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text porn

Text messaging sexual inuendos or naughty pictures from one cellular phone to the next.
What were you doing last night? Becky and I were sending text porn to each other on the cell phones last night. Cool!
by You lie May 4, 2007
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Small Texting

When you just text for the sake of texting. You really have no purpose for your text, but you text anyway."small talk" texting.
Small Texting
"Hey did you have fun last night"
"Yeah! you?"

"Hey"
"Hey, what's up?"
by siphonostele April 26, 2009
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