texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.

Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.

by really99 May 13, 2014

textelepathy

when you get the feeling a certain person is going to text you or when you're about to text someone & they text you

"on my way to work this morning i had textelepathy about you!" or "we have textelepathy! i was just sending you a text!"

by kelldoubledee November 21, 2014

textern

A shortening for "text extern (analysis)".
When analysing a text outisde of the text only. For instance, examining the text by taking the writer's gender, the time it was written, the writer's name, etc. into account for how to understand the text.

I'm doing some textern analysis on this text to get the full perspective of what the message is

by merx March 27, 2015

Textversating

The act of having an incredibly long conversation by text

While we were textversating about dog leash rules, I noticed another person who did not have their dog on a leash which provoked a pit bull, and it got eaten.

by Nikko Cassoulet July 16, 2015

Texterbacker

A person who texts back

"Your a good texterbacker"

by Lothecoolkid December 28, 2016

Textecide

Textecide: When a person is killed, due to lack of attention on e.g. traffic and is runned over by a car or killed in a car accident while driving and texting.

-Did you hear about Alice? It's so tragic and stupid. -No what happened? She textecide , was as usually, paying more attention to her phone and less on where she walked, stumbled and did fall i front of a car ...

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

textette syndrome

Someone who has tourettes when they text.

"He has textette syndrome

..he mite text FUCK YOU out of nowhere ...its nothing don't take it personally."

by Vigna November 9, 2019