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BETA Test

A short video game demo intended to sell more copies prior to launch under the guise of a performance test in order to avoid negative feedback for trying to push sales.
That BETA test was epic. I am so buying that!
by Gaijin Dad August 7, 2017
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car test

The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.
Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.

Homie: Where r we going tho?

Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 18, 2018
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Pacer Test

"FUCK we gotta do the Pacer Test today"
"SHIT!!"
by Shadow Kirby July 23, 2019
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Fitnessgram Pacer Test

A terrifying running exercise used to torture kids.
The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multi stage arobic capacity test...
by Fitnessgram Pacer Test March 12, 2019
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boob/gut test

The boob/gut test is an at-a-glance way to quickly determine (on a pass/fail basis) whether a woman has a proportionately attractive figure (or instead is overweight or just has an unflattering shape).

The idea is that when a woman is standing up straight and viewed from the side, her breasts should protrude farther forward than her stomach or gut, or at the very least they should stick out equally. If however a woman's stomach or gut sticks out farther forward than her breasts, it is a visual indication that she is either overweight or oddly-proportioned.

Please note: The boob/gut test allows for a wide range of sizes and shapes of women to be considered attractive; the consistent factor is that to be most attractive a woman's breasts should always stick out farther than her gut or stomach. The boob/gut test is NOT to be applied to pregnant women as one would naturally expect a pregnant woman's midsection to enlarge significantly while carrying a child, something many consider to be a very beautiful thing.

Also note: Poor posture (i.e. slouching) often causes easily-avoidable boob/gut failures.
Two guys sitting in a bar, looking over at a couple pretty ladies nearby:

Greg: "Hey Jim, take a look at the woman there with the red hair and the green eyes... she is so pretty! I really want to go talk with her and meet her!"

Jim: "Hold on a second, Greg-- I agree she's quite attractive... But wait until you see her standing up so you're sure she passes the boob/gut test. You remember what happened last weekend when we talked with those ladies at the tiki bar."

Greg: "Good call, Jim. I do want to make sure she is as sexy as she is pretty before I ask her out!"
by Casually Observant March 13, 2019
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Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
by Niverslice May 26, 2020
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Elle Woods Test

Would you stake your life on the reliability of your results? A test of collected data such that the person who collected the data believes so strongly in the validity of the data that they would stake their life on the accuracy of the data.
"I'm sure this rope is strong enough."
"Does your data pass the Elle woods test?"
by completely legit October 28, 2022
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