Teenage Sodomy

Noun.

An act that groups of people do, and think it the greatest thing ever, for little to no explainable reason.

ie: Bitching about the government, using cute internet phrases, joining the latest trends or, conversly, making fun or bitching about the latest trends.

Suzie: My booty turns ghetto these mad cool pants i got at Tarjeh.

Jan: You wish miss butterfuck. Quit with the teenage sodomy before your spandex rips.

by Grence September 6, 2005

teenage wastland

Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley

"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"

"I'm afraid I don't know that one"

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

teerard

Created by switching the "r" and the "t" in "retard, it is a discrete synonym for retard that can go unnoticed. Used in situations where an actual challenged person is present and/or near the conversation in which "retard" is needed.

"Damn Eric...you are such a teerard." (said while looking over Eric's shoulder, spotting a real retard)

by Ansel Hampton May 30, 2006

Teenage gangbang

Too take a teen burger from a&w and put a chubby chicken strip in between the burger like a mcgangbang but better

Mcgangbang but better nothing better than a TEENAGE GANGBANG

by The crazy Frenchman September 20, 2011

teenage pregnancy pacts

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior. the most recent case of teenage pregnancy pacts occurred ca. 2008 in Worchester, Massachusetts.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2014

teenager

A legal and cultural age set in modern America defined to infantilize, pamper, stifle, and enculturate young adults. Historically a development of the clan-phobic American attempt to shunt social constraint of young adults from the family to the educracy. This phenomenon is supported by widely held myths of "adolescent rebellion", which is often paradoxically feared and stimulated by zealous custom. see teenteen

"I got married at 15, so I never really was a teenager."

by Brighid N May 10, 2003

teenage angst

A stage most freshman/sophomore girls in high school go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by purchasing black clothes for an "image", cutting themselves for attention, writing in their LiveJournals about why their lives suck, and say that their parents are out to get them. Some become so brain damaged that they run away from home and write really crappy poetry about how nobody has it worse than they do.

Marina: "Cindy's such a drama queen. Why does she have to tell us her life sucks every day?"

Carla: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her teenage angst phase. She's a freshman, remember?"

by Morbidia June 2, 2005