teddy graham

verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff

or

verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door

When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.

by TeddyGraham March 9, 2010

Teddy

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.

That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.

by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019

A Teddy Ruxpin

When someone fucks another person in the ass while reading them a story. A tape jam happens when the condom breaks.

Susie wanted a bedtime story, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a teddy ruxpin.

by JStudmeier January 2, 2013

teddy person

A person that you can hug, kiss, squeeze and hold all you want and nothing more then that.

I feel lonely i want my teddy person.

by Deltora January 14, 2008

Teddy

The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me

Teddy fucked every single grandma.

by Dr.Tedums September 13, 2018

Where's Teddy?

A phrase uttered by someone to ask where one of their friends is; can be used jokingly, but also when the situation causes distress.

(After awaking in a drunken haze)

John: Where's Teddy?

Wayne: Who, Mark? I think he slept over at that broads house.

by Asian_Stanford_Kid June 20, 2011

Teddy

Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.

Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.

Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.

Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.

by Parkers Class September 26, 2011