Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025

Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.

Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

Latina Technique

To study a material just before presenting it at that moment.

"Did you study for our school presentation?"

"No, I was working last night at McDonald's."

"But the presentation will be an hour away?!"

"Hold on, let me pull the latina technique on this paper real quick."

by shan4lyfers February 23, 2025

malaysian steelcove technique

The act of shooting your next generation into a water balloon and chucking it at other people

hey, what happened to all of those guys?

i hit them with the old malaysian steelcove technique

by JablesKage March 23, 2025

Iqbal Technique

This a term used for stalking someone page or in real life for information gathering that may include address, phone numbers, full names, date of birth, also has other uses for propaganda, trolling, leaking, roasting, and for Lore purposes to better understand a person history and psychology.

That kid used Iqbal Technique

That's cooked

by Local Roxbury Spy March 24, 2025

Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.

Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.

by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023

Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023