A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.
Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010
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without techno, there would be no crap rap
techno is more than beats also; it's spawned the likes of prodigy, orbital, kraftwerk.
it's also given rise to big beat, industrial, gabba, acid, trance, ambient etc
techno is more than beats also; it's spawned the likes of prodigy, orbital, kraftwerk.
it's also given rise to big beat, industrial, gabba, acid, trance, ambient etc
I like a combination of music, namely electronic music and rock, but I have no time for rap, eminem may take the piss out of moby but if it wasn't for early electronic and techno influences, pop shit, rap and hip hop would be nowhere.
by techno head May 4, 2004
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"An ETERNALLY mislabeled genre of music which has nothing to do with Moby, Tiesto, Chemical Brothers, or Fatboy Slim. Techno is indeed a broad sub-genre of electronic dance music (or EDM, what many people use "techno" inproperly as a blanket term for) which fulfills these following constituents:
1. It is in some form minimalist, whether in composition or in sequencing.
2. It is created for the sole purpose of making people dance.
3. It is constructed in a manner to allow DJs to quickly and expertly mix and layer 2 or more of these compositions simultaneously.
Due to it's building-block nature, true techno is closer to hip-hop than many of the genres (such as trance and breakbeat) which it is erroneously associated with. "
Some well known techno DJ's would be Chris liebing, Jeff Mills, and Dj Rush
and trance has nothing to do with techno, techno is a very very very very very very very very unground subgenre of music
"azns" dont listen to "techno" if someone tells you something like alice deejay - better off alone is techno, they are stupid
techno is its own subgenre of electronica just like house, progressive house, trance, hard trance, progressive trance, breaks (breakbeat), prog breaks, acid house, and much much much more
"An ETERNALLY mislabeled genre of music which has nothing to do with Moby, Tiesto, Chemical Brothers, or Fatboy Slim. Techno is indeed a broad sub-genre of electronic dance music (or EDM, what many people use "techno" inproperly as a blanket term for) which fulfills these following constituents:
1. It is in some form minimalist, whether in composition or in sequencing.
2. It is created for the sole purpose of making people dance.
3. It is constructed in a manner to allow DJs to quickly and expertly mix and layer 2 or more of these compositions simultaneously.
Due to it's building-block nature, true techno is closer to hip-hop than many of the genres (such as trance and breakbeat) which it is erroneously associated with. "
Some well known techno DJ's would be Chris liebing, Jeff Mills, and Dj Rush
and trance has nothing to do with techno, techno is a very very very very very very very very unground subgenre of music
"azns" dont listen to "techno" if someone tells you something like alice deejay - better off alone is techno, they are stupid
techno is its own subgenre of electronica just like house, progressive house, trance, hard trance, progressive trance, breaks (breakbeat), prog breaks, acid house, and much much much more
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scooter and other mainstream shit is NOT techno, it's not even trance, it goes in its own genre of really bad music AKA cheese
techno, the real techno is a developed taste, download a dj rush set and find out
scooter and other mainstream shit is NOT techno, it's not even trance, it goes in its own genre of really bad music AKA cheese
techno, the real techno is a developed taste, download a dj rush set and find out
by joe dirt December 27, 2003
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Get the Techno Viking mug.Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.
Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.
Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.
Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
by voiceinsideyou February 21, 2005
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