Taxidinker

A taxidermy penis of an animal used as a dildo for sexual activities.

Taxidinkers are commonly made from exotic animals such as bears, horses, and dalmatians.

Robert: "Mom laid the cow penis on the kitchen counter when she was cooking last night instead of throwing it out. Yuck!"
Billy: "Butchers don't give you the penis, Robert... That sounds like a taxidinker if you ask me. Your mom is hot."
Robert: "Shut up, Dad!"

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Taxidomy

The art of of stuffing dead animals to make them look super derpy.

"That dead bobcat looks like Dom!"
"Yes, that is taxidomy at its finest"

by Schweinebub June 4, 2014

Taxiety

A nervous disorder or feelings associated with filing taxes, owing taxes, paying taxes, not receiving a tax refund, or any thing else involving an unpleasant tax related situation.

At this time every year I have to take off from work due to taxiety.

The stimulus received for covid-19 may increase taxiety if required to pay it back.

by Created for a purpose October 14, 2020

Taxian Jun

A zombie baby who’s the cutest, most adorable, and just make you wanna keep him in your pocket. On the other hand, he’s also the emperor of the cultivation world who killed hundreds, and thousands of people or use them as a chest piece.

However, he is just a baby wanting love, and attention from his one and only Chu Fei. He’s a low key tsundere baby.

Also, you will never have a person like him <3

Person A : Taxian jun is such a baby. I wanna keep him in my pocket.
Person B : same. The way he loves Chu Fei is getting me honestly. I want a man like that.

by - htet February 25, 2021

taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.

We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.

by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006

Taxident

An accident, or collision involving one or more taxis.

"Oh my goodness! This stupid taxi driver just ran into a pole. We were in a taxident!"

by michetalks November 12, 2009

taxiballs

The unique aroma of a taxi cab that an unfortunate customer inhales after closing the door caused by the driver sleeping in the cab after hours when he is off duty thus leaving the stench of unwashed, moist and sweaty balls.

Ugh the fucking Paki taxiballs are gonna make me puke in my mask! I should’ve sniffed the cab before climbing in...

by Brasshouse May 2, 2021