grass tastes bad

One of Rick Sanchez's weird phrases from the show Rick and Morty.

GRASS TASTES BAD

by TheGreatInsider August 25, 2017

taste me

I taste like trollies and that's better than lollies.

Jeff: Please taste me
Mirror: okay.

by The Shiznitch February 18, 2004

Taste {her} Breakfast.

A phrase used for eating booty.

Did you see that new porno Ass Blasters? That dude had his tongue so far up her ass I bet he could taste {her} breakfast.

by OG_Epimetheus August 2, 2021

tastes like tits

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

tastes like ass

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor

cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

by home5lice August 4, 2007

Vegans Taste Better

A saying referring to the hypothesis that the semen of vegan men tastes better than of meat/dairy-eating men.

It also refers to the idea that vegan women have better tasting vaginas than meat/dairy-eating women

There has been some research supporting this but most evidence is anecdotal.

I ate out this vegan chick last night and its true what they say; vegans taste better!

by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011