Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.
"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."
by Box Vzr August 07, 2024
by Tcaoblacko March 23, 2024
Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."
by Polkadot-platapus January 30, 2022
If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise
by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021
When a friend (usually an avid sesher) decides to bring 5 grams of marijuana to a function. The function usually will be small, averaging 2-4 people
by VIMETTLE April 04, 2021
When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.
by bigdogswag January 07, 2016