crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

Creamy Suprise

A man ejaculates into his boss's coffee.

P1"Wow dude did you just hear that Ron pulled off the Creamy Suprise?"
P2"Dude no way! His boss must be pissed!"

by I got fired doing this June 5, 2020

Suprise

The better spelling of the word surprise, common mistake.

Ayo that’s a suprise

You mean surprise?

No.

by Jay_____________ July 4, 2021

Bugs' Suprise

Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.

"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."

by Box Vzr August 7, 2024

Bugs' Suprise

Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.

"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."

by Box Vzr August 7, 2024

Powdered Donut Suprise

The act of packing powdered sugar between your butt cheeks and farting directly at an unsuspecting victim. Assailant must be bare assed when attempting this act.

Randy nailed Karl straight in the face with a good ol' Powdered Donut Suprise.

by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025

Suprise

Suprise is a guy who really loves girls or women and doesn't hesitate to date as many girls or women as he likes, he also a very creative person when it comes to music and giving out the best advises to people who really need it, he's also a very well know person, a people's person and very passionate about loveing and caring for others. His a huge music lover and also wants to be on stage one day and explore the world. He's always that guy who asks you "how you doing today" he's always been there for you and will always be there. He's also a very funny guy and Talent in sports and will give his ultimate best to be out there.

Text suprise and you'll see what kind of a person you've been missing all along

by @Youur one and only April 10, 2022