suicide

A permanent solution for a temporary problem.

John was living a good life, until he became addicted to crack at which point his family intervened and locked him up. Unable to get his fix because he couldn't get any more rocks, he committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt.

by Spencer the Great December 9, 2008

suicide

A long-term solution to a short-term problem...

He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.

by Deedle April 2, 2005

Suicide

Suicide is the pussy way out

Friend: I feel like killing myself
You: suicide is the pussy way out
Friend: shit now I can’t kill myself or I’ll be known as a pussy forever

by Bigjoe69420 December 9, 2019

Suicide

Something very, very badass.

"Suicide is badass"

by TheLegendIn52 November 5, 2018

Suicide

Something people who have struggled with depression are being lead into

Jimmy almost commited suicide

by Sangwooismehdaddy April 17, 2018

Suicide

a long term reseloution to a short term problem.

Don’t commit suicide

by Zoë hater101 June 24, 2018

Suicide

When life gets really bad and you want to end it all...but good people keep saying, “God gives his best soldiers the worst missions” so that is keeping you alive

Them: she commited suicide
Me: stop saying “commited” as if suicide is a crime. bullying is a crime and you people are the definition of bullies...

by depression is really sad March 7, 2019