submarining

Like motorboating, but on a vagina. Bonus points if your head is literally underwater, like in a pool, bathtub, or jacuzzi.

“Dude! I went submarining on Alina last night!”

“That’s awesome!”

“Too bad I nearly drowned, on the fact that she got horny while we were in the hot tub.”

by darthax234 February 25, 2022

Yellow Submarine

One of the best Beatles songs and a really good nonsensical movie.

Have you ever watched Yellow Submarine? No, but I've listened to the song.

by RINGO AND MACCA ARE THE SEXIES February 22, 2025

Submarine

Take the trash bag out of a garbage can, take a shit on the bottom and hide it so no one knows where the bad smell is coming from

I’m gonna take revenge and submarine my boss

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.

He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.

by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022

when they go low, we go submarine

A riff on when they go low, we go high. Meant to indicate an intent to respond to incivility or violence with GREATER incivility or violence. Gained popularity during the 2023 Titan submersible disaster.

Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high” but I think that's bullshit. I think that when they go low, we go submarine

by purplebackpack89 March 27, 2024

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016

fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.

'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'

by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023