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Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.
I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age
by Subwolfer June 14, 2020
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Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.
"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
by piiglett. June 15, 2009
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stoned

under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.
"last night i was so stoned but i was still so happy about life its self?
by Angi Childs January 18, 2004
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kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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Stoned Out

1) The acting of staring blank not concentrating on anything but your thoughts after smoking marijuana.

2) Zoning Out when your High.
"What did you say? Sorry i just Stoned Out after that bowl we smoked."
by Kickstand12 February 13, 2010
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Heart of Stone on the Rock

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks
JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!
by Persil May 30, 2006
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killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.
"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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