Sools

A human being who is being a complete dickweed, often used in playful banter or intense combat situations.

If you don't stop being such a fucking sools I will punch out your nutsack!

by Stephanie Anne Brock November 6, 2006

Stool

The female equivalent of the "tool." Possibly sexual as well, but not necessarily. More like a female poser.

A: Dude, that chick is such a tool.
B: I know dude. That chick's like my fucking shadow, laughing at everything we say. If she were at least hot, I'd totally use that stool.

by StrangersWithEK February 4, 2010

stooling

A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.

The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert

by Al and Si March 7, 2003

green stool

What you get when you drink way way too much grape Kool-aid or virtually anything with purple dye in it.

I had some grape drink, then about an hour later I had a green stool.

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.

While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.

by eto418 August 21, 2008

stoosh hole

nouna sopping wet fanny hole that has been made to moist for enjoyment.

my mrs smiggins your blurt is simply drenched its quite a stoosh hole

by SHAMONE ! August 14, 2006

stoops

that's wack, that's stupid''
combo of stupid and poops

man, that's stoops, your'e stoops

by hungry gurl March 22, 2009