skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.

Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.

by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016

Sheet shark

A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you

Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.

by jsjdw June 10, 2016

sheetrock sandwich

A sheet rock sandwich is defined when a drywall hanger/installer takes a shit on a piece of sheet rock and smashes it together.

I must have picked up a sheetrock sandwich while putting the scraps in the dumpster. Now I have shit all over my hands.

by cglass32 April 3, 2017

skeet mgeet the third

This is the best person ever. He has two siblings: sofa king and yeet mgeet. The parents are sasha s and kj apa. He will eventually become president and blow up the world while having sex with his gf

Wow looks at skeet mgeet the third! He's rly rocking those glo in the dark condoms.

by SKEET MGEET SUPPORTER June 15, 2017

seethbeetz

A legendary middle school rapper who made diss tracks. His main track was Spanish girls, a track in which he stated facts, destroyed middle school "sluts" and called them out. His legend is still told and although they made him delete his tracks Spanish Girls is still out there.

Girl "Did you hear seethbeetz just be the biggest jerk on earth to those poor girls"
Boy"hahahahaha it was so funny and he wasn't being a jerk just stating #facts"

by HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA February 28, 2018

skeet blanket

a blanket a man uses to jack off into

hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket

by tucker1995 August 1, 2018

call sheet

list that indicates which actors will be needed for which scenes and when they will be required (Movie Business)

Listen everybody! Here is uptaded call sheets. Let's shot the next scene.

by Darkopal November 15, 2007