Crab Stache

Crab's on your Moustache

Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?

Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.

Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache

by UMS x Replay August 21, 2011

Heaven Stache

A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).

Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.

The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.

Your Heaven Stache is glistening in the light, my son. You are truly a sage.

by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010

Stache

1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.

2. Something that needs to stop.

3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.

Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.

by BIRDMAN. November 9, 2005

Setch

Name of someone is an expert at portuguese Mudslides, and is proficient in the art of frotting

Hey, I love the way that you splatter my face with shit, you're such a Setch

by miggimoo August 13, 2008

butt-stache

Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.

quote "baby, you gotta shave your butt-stache"

by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007

Stec

the mood people get in and they say fuck off to anyone who gets in their way.

John said hello to Ed on one of his bad days. Ed gave John the finger and said go fuck yourself waste. He was cleary in a stec mood.

by BOSK September 30, 2003

Kool Aid Stache

Originally made famous by a man named Jason, the Kool Aid Stache is when a person's lips become so chapped that they turn red and dry, while still growing a mustache over the top, giving it a redish tint.

Wow, is that Jason rocking the Kool Aid Stache again?

by J.Stache for President March 31, 2007