spoop

The substance which leaks out of a gay man's ass after anal sex without a condom. ie spermy poop

Jean Claude noticed that his lover's underwear were spoop stained.

by Justin Swift March 9, 2004

spoose

{noun} A combination of sperm and mousse.

"I liked that chicks hair so much I had to spoose in it!" or "I think I want to spoose on your face."

by titwillow July 6, 2009

Shoops

A combination of "shit" and "oops."

"I failed the test! Shoops!"

by Lankin247 February 11, 2009

Spoors Treatment

n. When a person is at their most patronising and condecending, whilst being hypocritical at every given moment. People who utilise the Spoors Treatment tend to be pencil-skirt wearing facists, often in controlling jobs i.e. radio producer or Media Studies teacher. Often confused with Bowe Treatment or Cain Treatment.

Person often uses certain linguistic tatics and utterances to increase her overall power and/or overbearing presence in the room.

Person one: Hello, you're quite late!

Person two: Of course I'm late! I am a very busy person! Have you done your homework yet? How about your class work? And your coursework, where is that? I have no time for incompetence.

Person one: Okay, okay, don't give me the Spoors Treatment!

by snodawg January 6, 2006

Spoonsome

Three people spooning at one.

(person 1): Darian, Tranice, and Carey are having a threesome!
(person 2): No, they are just spooning.. is a spoonsome.

by ily_tmarie June 4, 2011

Spoopy

Something that is trying to be spooky but isn't doing a great job.

That lightshade is very spoopy

by BeaWest April 25, 2019

Spoosh

Your main bitches, the ones who you hang out with on weeknights when bored

Yo bro you wanna finnish the math homework or hang with the spooshes?

by opah December 13, 2014