n. When a person is at their most patronising and condecending, whilst being hypocritical at every given moment. People who utilise the Spoors Treatment tend to be pencil-skirt wearing facists, often in controlling jobs i.e. radio producer or Media Studies teacher. Often confused with Bowe Treatment or Cain Treatment.

Person often uses certain linguistic tatics and utterances to increase her overall power and/or overbearing presence in the room.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods