skoffin'd

To screw up, fuck up, or get key decisions wrong.

Sadly, he skoffin'd up the choice. What a n00b.

by Caranage October 10, 2009

Soffles

1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.

"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"

by Barnabarian October 19, 2010

snoffy

When he/she is out of order, annoyed with everyone on the earth. Otherwise, angry

Man your SNOFFY today.

by Snoffers March 3, 2018

Scoff Job

blow job for fannys

I gave her a Scoff Job

by Scoff job April 27, 2022

Spaff

1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out

1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt

by Ja-mmin April 24, 2005

Spiff

1. Half a man's boner. Or, a half man's boner. Or, half a stock. Or, a partially softy.

2. A spliff that has mostly tobacco. Derivative of Spliff.

1. "I wish I'd stop popping spiffs in class."

2. Person 1: "Hey, sorry man, I only have enough pot for a spiff."
Person 2: "That's okay, I have to go to work, I don't want to get too high anyway."

by Ramblin' Rose September 8, 2006

Scoff

A large meal, not necessarily formal but a time to eat as much as you can and enjoy the company of other people

Friend 1: Hey buddy, drop over for a scoff!

Friend 2 : Alright will do man, I'm starved

by Quig709 November 27, 2011