squirt 'n' slurp

A woman reaches climax, then ejaculates into a soup bowl. The male partner then drinks out of the bowl. It is optional to spit it back on the female partners face.

Becky's face was filled with her own cum after Allah performed a squirt 'n' slurp on her.

by abeabeabe July 11, 2007

Splurging Dragon

When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.

Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".

by KLC September 12, 2005

Slurms

To be used when someone looks or has the features of a slug. Taken from the lovable character Slurms Mckenzie from Futurama.

Hey Slurms,

Ashley Clark your such a Slurms,

Get out of my house Slurms.

by Tezmosis February 1, 2009

splurp

When one burps and a chunk of food comes back up. (ex) Hotdog; Milk; Pizza etc.

Dude, I just splurped. Word.

by Andrew August 17, 2003

Slurkin'

verb- Super lurking. When someone is pushing the boundaries of generic creeping by making a daring approach. Slurkin' is all about over confident creepers. Can be used as a noun- Slurker.

Hot Bitch 1: How was your night?

Hot Bitch 2: Well, it was good..but all these guys were slurkin' Trying to dance on me, buy me drinks, asking me if I liked horses, telling me I should model outfits made out of dental floss.

Hot Bitch 1: Oh, I hate slurkers.

by KJeannn March 2, 2009

slurp

The act of slapping another person with a large pool noodle.

Aaron slurped Lauren until she cried, and admitted that he was her pimp.

by RickyRossTheBoss November 24, 2009

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003