Salad Spinner 

A move requiring quite a bit of flexibility and a lot of lettuce, the salad spinner is when the female party is of small proportions and can be spun easily whilst riding stick and formulating a tasty caesar, hold the anchovies.

"dude, last night I was craving a cassar salad, so my girl says to me "ever tried the salad spinner?", I replied "no, let's do it," then she spun me so hard I got caesar dressing all over my bed."

Salad Spinner by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012

Sperm Spinner 

Someone who tends to share their semen with multiple partners and spreading STDS and birthing ugly children, coming in two forms, chav spank lubber and southern rubbners.

Tyrone: he fucked my daughter! That fucking sperm spinner!
John: what type was he mah niggah?
Tyrone: one of them cracker chav spank lubber kinds!
John: let's kill thAt fool tam!

Sperm Spinner by John Sam June 28, 2015

Fidget Spinner 

A horrible toy invented for horrible children

Person 1:I got my son a fidget spinner
Person2: *spits in face* on hat is cancer

Fidget Spinner by Newbness June 4, 2017

fidget spinner 

A toy that teens use either to be part of a trend(*cough!* fad!), to make themselves look cooler, or a chance to use something remotely close to a Beyblade they could never own as a child.

Carl: Hey, Drew! Guess what I bought!
Drew: Hmmm... McDonald's?
Carl: NeeeOPE! A fidget spinner!
Drew: ...Are... are we still friends?

fidget spinner by Smith dux Wurd June 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

Fidget Spinner by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

salad spinner 

A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.

I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."

salad spinner by Mess E. Jessie April 28, 2021

Shit Spinner 

A slow mechanical hard drive someone's operating system is installed onto.

I have a fast computer with an SSD, I see your slow computer is still using a shit spinner.

Shit Spinner by warwagon1979 February 17, 2022